Robert Aston Jones
From my journal, May 25, 2025:
On May 1, I bought groceries, including 2 Tombstone pizzas. I only made it home with one of them. I thought, "Dammit. Oh, well. I'll get over it." Fast forward to the past 2 or 3 days. There has been a strange odor in my kitchen. An odor I couldn't identify, but an odor that was growing stronger by the day. Tonight, I finally found the source of that odor: a Tombstone Supreme Pizza that had fallen behind my air fryer *24 days ago*!!